It's their Kraft thats killin em!

• 3.69 @ a 7% markup is 3.94
• 3.69 @ a 49% Markup is 5.49
• Small Frie 1.29
• Small drink 1$
  
  = the only way That Wendy's can make money off of this sammich is if you get Cheese on it. If you don't and just get the Combo then Wendy's stands to Lose 49cents eeerytime you pick up a Premium Fish Fillet. I know this means absolutely nuffin but I just wanted to write about it. #DontJudgeme
  

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Ebony and... Whatever color Becky is

I do things for the sake of controversy and to instigate shiz or whatever and recently I shared a link http://www.afieldnegro.com/photos.html on my Facebook page. The site claims it's purpose is to inspire, motivate and teach. The site also says the pictures pose the question- is it possible that some sisters, are driving brothers away? That's a cop out if you ask me and its excusing a major part of the equation putting the emphasis especally on one segment over the other. Where's the love Field Negro?

I could never really say it's ALL Her fault over mine, but of course her shiz plays it's role and has been playing it for decades(see the pic of Freddy Douglass). People feel entitled period, and a lot of what I know is Sistas, especially, aren't quick to submit and/or say O.K. It's gotta make sense to em, and off of principle alone they don't trust yo ass cuz they daddy never gave em much to believe in. So why should they believe some guy that just wants to lay in their hotpocket, get em pregnant, only to leave em to be with another chicken anyways? Men on the other-hand -we've started to kinda know our value and we've been feeling ourselves real heavy right now. Blame Jay-Z(30's the new 20 from Kingdom come. Wanna talk about avoidance of responsiblity-theres your theme music). We don't have a countdown to a certain age(30). We don't look at what we haven't done and where we think we should be because honestly we DONT REMEMBER THE DAY BEFORE. It's not a calendar or a stop-watch or anything of the sort for us. So it's all fair to play on playa.

There really isnt an Easy answer. Just cuz really is a good reason sometimes and U can't hit every phatty at the bar I say that to say there is a bit sacrifice both sides could give into to get to that grand compromise with the 2 bedroom 2 bath condo with the Volvo in your reserved spot. You might not find the person of your dreams or your perfect compliment along the way and he/she may have a different ethnic makeup than you do, or have the rhythm of a praying mantis with knocked knees but the most important characteristic your partner needs to have is... they MUST think Coming to America is a cinema Classic. If they dont, break up with em and forget they ever existed. And thats Real fuggin Talk

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Pain Stakingly Hard

I always always have had headaches and I'm sure it's cuz something physiologically wrong with me. I need to be checked out and investigated n stuff. Im totally aware and positively sure the cause is my bad habits. BUT ima still blame it on something external cuz thats what people do.

• - The Big gurl in Precious. That grimace she cant help but to make gives me headaches
• - Chris Browns voice, whether he's talking or singing it gives me a headache.
• - When 3 or more of my co-workers wear the same colored shirt. Office Rule is they must go take glamor shouts together
• - Pretty women with pancake booties. Ur not worth a damn if yo drawls got wrinkles in the back
• - Mcdonalds sneaking the 4 piece nugget off of the dollar menu
• - A day without Tiger woods in the headlines. That's my motivation. Make a billion and not fugg bottom bitties
• - Sweater-vests, with Pockets. Self explanatory
  
• - Beyonce's sweaty upper lip. Don't pretend it doesnt give u a shooting migraine when u see it.
  
• - All things 106 and Park
• - Too many tattoos... on your face
• - Lifetime, Oxygen, and the Fine Living Network(s)
• - Going into Home Depot and getting shit like Weed Killer and Bug Spray
• - Relationships that exist entirely online. She/he's not calling you for a reason dumbass!
  
• - Dudes who show up for job interviews with suits that are too big and cornrows that are too tight
• - My female friends always telling me about their conquest, and giving detailed specifics.
• - Spongebob
• - Broke Rappers

Im sure there are more things I can blame my headache on. "Aww crap my gas tank is on E. PHUK now I got a headache!". Then again its not really blame if its the truth.

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People Love a Lie

Ima try n keep this one concise. Nobody feels like reading all the time and I'm one of em. So if it sounds rushed, that's because it was. This rant has been force fed to you.

People cant wait to be lied to & want the truth to hold off for just a little bit longer. A well told lie makes you feel better, it can ease tension, it can even get you elected and people eat that shiz up. But Why? Are we that out of touch with the natural word that we just want to be naturally led astray. We've seen it time and time again in political venues where a candidate wont come through on promises and win's re-election or in the media where told Al-queida is an actual terrorist threat of imminent danger or a new Bin Laden mix tape is released. Yo, Al-queda NEVER EXISTED, it was a damn name of a stack of papers in a CIA file cabinet. Americans don't care for the truth, they just want to be told something indivisible with liberty and justice for all or whatever to say we the people blah blah blah. This is not a Red/Blue rant this is a People are just not getting it rant.

I believe in 2 things and 2 things only and thats Truth and Love. You really cant go wrong with either. It brings out the best in us all and to the republic for which it stands and amber waves of grain or whatever else this country was built

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It's really your mess but I'll help u clean it up

Before there was fire, before transportation came on 22s since the dawn of time when sistas wanted boys with curly hair or the one who could pick u up from school it always appeared to me that ladies just had been doing it wrong. You gotta remember back in elementary school you like-did the Lightskin-did boy, but you also didn't know how to tell time from a watch/clock that wasn't digital so I can't judge u for that, but as you became that upperclassman in high school you still had a taste for the superficial. Instead of the fairskin one you went after the ones who could offer you more. The ones who not only did they not attend your school(who wants a classmate) they didn't go to school at all because they were too old to be there. He had to be at least 2 years older with some sort of money to splurge on you - and that's alright. It's your business do as you wish.

Fast- forward 6 years after high school where you've either pursued your studies further or you've started a career of sorts and have begun encountering like-minded individuals or new 'sistas' and 'chicas' to roll with that are driven and goal oriented just like you are. Not only are you an upstart individual making at least 45k with perks, but you can also party 4 days a week and come into the office with a hangover yet function like its not a big deal just get you a cup of coffee and u'll be fine, make it 2. So to say the least you're doing it. You still want what you want, but what you're getting has substantiated a bit as your taste gets tweaked errrrytime you meet/date/deal with a new dude.

"He's nice but his car is nicer","He just isn't doing enough", "I won't date a man with kids", "He gotta be bringing something to the table", and my personal fav "I just haven't met someone on my level". Well since the beginning of your likes and like-nots your level hasn't been of even keel. You always expected a ready made man but worked under false pretenses indicating that you would actually work with someone, but that's just not true. I blame Barbie honestly. She fugged it up for US. She had ERRYTHING a lil gurl wanted from multiple successful careers, a lil hoe for a sister that she could guide through life, a dream house and a ready made man wearing an ascot who never pressed her to do freaky shiz cuz he doesn't have the Ego to back it up.

You're set in your ways and adjustment = sacrifice and sacrifice goes against what you really want and that my dear is a hard pill to swallow. I'm guessin what you haven't caught on to yet is YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. You aren't going to be able to change him into what you want. You also aren't going to be able to pick and prod then mesh the good qualities from your Ex's to make your perfect Soul Brotha #1. Relax, Think for a moment maybe if you stopped and just enjoyed what you have instead of finding something wrong you just might like whats going on. Stop counting too! It does no one any good if you've busy counting how many days its been since he did something special. Ur the only one upset by it and you start to write him off for petty ish like just that he's txted u 4 times today already. Annoying, maybe but dealbreaker - hardly. It might look like I'm pointing the finger alot and saying its all your fault. I am but I'm not. Trust ima dig in my own shiz in the next week and tell u why I think we're doing it wrong too BUT this is the craziest part, IM the ONLY guy I know that isn't in a committed relationship or Married. So I can say from first hand encounters that the shoe has been on the other foot and they find someone to work something meaningful out with. I couldn't hook you up with one of my boys unless u were O.K with him coming to your house only and you never meeting his friends. I don't know their individual circumstances, and I'm not sure what is is about their ladies that let them let go enuf to sacrifice but whatever it was it worked. In my circle which has a much larger population of women than men the guys are good and the gurls are busy trying to reinvent the wheel over and over and over again.

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