Bewbs

Timmy's ecstatic after winning the "Tiger Wood's Jr. Invitational"
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Pain Stakingly Hard

I always always have had headaches and I'm sure it's cuz something physiologically wrong with me. I need to be checked out and investigated n stuff. Im totally aware and positively sure the cause is my bad habits. BUT ima still blame it on something external cuz thats what people do.

• - The Big gurl in Precious. That grimace she cant help but to make gives me headaches
• - Chris Browns voice, whether he's talking or singing it gives me a headache.
• - When 3 or more of my co-workers wear the same colored shirt. Office Rule is they must go take glamor shouts together
• - Pretty women with pancake booties. Ur not worth a damn if yo drawls got wrinkles in the back
• - Mcdonalds sneaking the 4 piece nugget off of the dollar menu
• - A day without Tiger woods in the headlines. That's my motivation. Make a billion and not fugg bottom bitties
• - Sweater-vests, with Pockets. Self explanatory
  
• - Beyonce's sweaty upper lip. Don't pretend it doesnt give u a shooting migraine when u see it.
  
• - All things 106 and Park
• - Too many tattoos... on your face
• - Lifetime, Oxygen, and the Fine Living Network(s)
• - Going into Home Depot and getting shit like Weed Killer and Bug Spray
• - Relationships that exist entirely online. She/he's not calling you for a reason dumbass!
  
• - Dudes who show up for job interviews with suits that are too big and cornrows that are too tight
• - My female friends always telling me about their conquest, and giving detailed specifics.
• - Spongebob
• - Broke Rappers

Im sure there are more things I can blame my headache on. "Aww crap my gas tank is on E. PHUK now I got a headache!". Then again its not really blame if its the truth.

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Why you ask.... Because I can
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Riding Dirty, Tiger Woods Edition

- Always look ahead: Because that's where the exit is, looking back might get u hit with a 9iron
- Hold your tongue: Get your legal team in line so the story sounds str8 when its presented to the public
-Phuk the police: When they knock on your door turn em away. You'll talk when you feel like it.
-Money aint everything: Even a billionaire gets caught up in crazy shit with chickens from time to time. And sometimes marries em.
-When u phuk up, PHUK UP: Have you seen Rachel Uchitel ? She looks like a man eater! I'm positive it was worth it. She got crazy in her eyes, and we all know crazy got that good-good.
- Keep it private: So what the world will speculate on how many times she lumped you up as a man you aint gotta say nuffin different other than "family matter"
- Honor thy wife: If it wasn't for those damn tabloids you wouldn't have this problem cuz you kept it on the low low. Call her a hero for smashing out the back window in a rage. Breaking the window to rescue u from your dented vehicle.
-Proceed with caution: driving under 33MPH means the airbag didnt deploy, which means ur attempted get away sucked, prolly cuz Elin knocked u the Phuk OUT and all u could do was lean the Escalade to Neutral.

However I wish he didnt apologize cuz he said he aint do nuffin and I also wish his chin wasn't so weak cuz that whole mouth full of blood look isn't the bidness if your not a prize fighter.

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