Monday, February 15, 2010

It's their Kraft thats killin em!

  • 3.69 @ a 7% markup is 3.94
  • 3.69 @ a 49% Markup is 5.49
  • Small Frie 1.29
  • Small drink 1$

    = the only way That Wendy's can make money off of this sammich is if you get Cheese on it. If you don't and just get the Combo then Wendy's stands to Lose 49cents eeerytime you pick up a Premium Fish Fillet. I know this means absolutely nuffin but I just wanted to write about it. #DontJudgeme
His Side of the Bed

Friday, February 5, 2010

Both sides is coming back

But in the Meantime view my awesome Graphic!

Browngirls' Header by ~Birdjenkins on deviantART

Rock with it Browngirl....Check her out by the way.

His Side of the Bed

Friday, December 11, 2009

Granddaddy and Bootsie

After a recent lunch with my grandfather, I felt the need to write this:

He speaks lovingly of her -- how she looked beyond his three kids and ex-wife and the fact that his extra money came from shooting craps and betting on the ponies and saw the potential of what he could be. He tells me that she accepted a carbon ring, no diamonds in the thing, that a “will you marry me?” was all she wanted.

He talks of meals cooked with love and the mothering she gave to his children, never being able to have any of her own. He recounts details of the first house they called home and the bed they shared, once fit for paupers that he traded in for one built for royalty. He told me about the care she took with her words and the way she brought him to God.

We share stories of our memories of her and the pain in our hearts still as fresh as the first day, when our screams matched octave for octave and volume for volume when she went home to meet her maker.

After forty years together the connection is as strong as ever though she is buried and gone. He tells me he stills misses her and I still miss her too. A love pure, a love real, a love enduring

Love Realized

From the lady’s side of the bed


Timmy's ecstatic after winning the "Tiger Wood's Jr. Invitational"

His Side of the Bed

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Ebony and... Whatever color Becky is

I do things for the sake of controversy and to instigate shiz or whatever and recently I shared a link on my Facebook page. The site claims it's purpose is to inspire, motivate and teach. The site also says the pictures pose the question- is it possible that some sisters, are driving brothers away? That's a cop out if you ask me and its excusing a major part of the equation putting the emphasis especally on one segment over the other. Where's the love Field Negro?

I could never really say it's ALL Her fault over mine, but of course her shiz plays it's role and has been playing it for decades(see the pic of Freddy Douglass). People feel entitled period, and a lot of what I know is Sistas, especially, aren't quick to submit and/or say O.K. It's gotta make sense to em, and off of principle alone they don't trust yo ass cuz they daddy never gave em much to believe in. So why should they believe some guy that just wants to lay in their hotpocket, get em pregnant, only to leave em to be with another chicken anyways? Men on the other-hand -we've started to kinda know our value and we've been feeling ourselves real heavy right now. Blame Jay-Z(30's the new 20 from Kingdom come. Wanna talk about avoidance of responsiblity-theres your theme music). We don't have a countdown to a certain age(30). We don't look at what we haven't done and where we think we should be because honestly we DONT REMEMBER THE DAY BEFORE. It's not a calendar or a stop-watch or anything of the sort for us. So it's all fair to play on playa.

There really isnt an Easy answer. Just cuz really is a good reason sometimes and U can't hit every phatty at the bar I say that to say there is a bit sacrifice both sides could give into to get to that grand compromise with the 2 bedroom 2 bath condo with the Volvo in your reserved spot. You might not find the person of your dreams or your perfect compliment along the way and he/she may have a different ethnic makeup than you do, or have the rhythm of a praying mantis with knocked knees but the most important characteristic your partner needs to have is... they MUST think Coming to America is a cinema Classic. If they dont, break up with em and forget they ever existed. And thats Real fuggin Talk

His Side of the Bed

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Pain Stakingly Hard

I always always have had headaches and I'm sure it's cuz something physiologically wrong with me. I need to be checked out and investigated n stuff. Im totally aware and positively sure the cause is my bad habits. BUT ima still blame it on something external cuz thats what people do.

  • - The Big gurl in Precious. That grimace she cant help but to make gives me headaches
  • - Chris Browns voice, whether he's talking or singing it gives me a headache.
  • - When 3 or more of my co-workers wear the same colored shirt. Office Rule is they must go take glamor shouts together
  • - Pretty women with pancake booties. Ur not worth a damn if yo drawls got wrinkles in the back
  • - Mcdonalds sneaking the 4 piece nugget off of the dollar menu
  • - A day without Tiger woods in the headlines. That's my motivation. Make a billion and not fugg bottom bitties
  • - Sweater-vests, with Pockets. Self explanatory
  • - Beyonce's sweaty upper lip. Don't pretend it doesnt give u a shooting migraine when u see it.
  • - All things 106 and Park
  • - Too many tattoos... on your face
  • - Lifetime, Oxygen, and the Fine Living Network(s)
  • - Going into Home Depot and getting shit like Weed Killer and Bug Spray
  • - Relationships that exist entirely online. She/he's not calling you for a reason dumbass!
  • - Dudes who show up for job interviews with suits that are too big and cornrows that are too tight
  • - My female friends always telling me about their conquest, and giving detailed specifics.
  • - Spongebob
  • - Broke Rappers

Im sure there are more things I can blame my headache on. "Aww crap my gas tank is on E. PHUK now I got a headache!". Then again its not really blame if its the truth.

His side of the Bed

Monday, December 7, 2009

Venting Volume 1

The Vent begins

The days run into each other and weekends lose their meaning

Every purchase is a major debate and you live by what you need instead of what you want

Compromise becomes a word you hate but can’t afford to be without

You question your abilities and your worth

Surfing the internet is an activity that consumes you’re days and nights

And every call from a number you don’t recognize makes you jump to attention

The little luxuries mean more than you ever thought they would

While hearing the words “how are you?” makes you cringe and respond with the obligatory, “I’m fine.” Even though at times you feel anything but

You question decisions you’ve made in the past and wonder if change will indeed be for the better

Yet everyday you can’t but hope for the best

This is life as an unemployed professional

And it sucks but its real!

Vent over

Female out